I hope you are full of merry happy good cheer and shit. I also hope you got whatever new gadgets and over indulging pieces of bling you begged Santa/Krampus/Yule/Solstice Master etc.- for.

My kids and my stomach are happy.

My mirror image is not. Good God.

SO therefore, I am ready to shed some serious poundage but not really sure how when I fucking love food. That paired with latina fat genes, well. We know what that means.

This entry is a clusterfuck.

I guess it’s an update sorta thing. I need to make some changes around here starting with the shitty entries from 2004 that I left high and dry and unattended to once I tried to combine old blogs.

Bring on the new year, damnit. I got a lot of things to accomplish.